Mime Appreciation Society T-Shirts

F&E Celebrity Investment Counselors. Our clients have been very satisified with the work we've done for them recently. We got the pop star into some great stocks for a song! As anticipated, the TV psychic is doing well in the futures market. And the silent partnership meets the mime's investment criteria. Of all our clients, the vain movie star is the easiest to please. Like everybody else, he wants to make money. Yeah, but he's also happy when he loses his shirt!

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime Baby

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime marriage.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

The Land Before Mimes.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Interesting encounters in history.

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.