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"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"...And now show us what you said."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Mime Today / The Before Mime

'We need to talk.'

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.