Mime Performance Appreciators Gifts

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Land Before Mimes.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Mime Flash Mobs.

"...And now show us what you said."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Vik and Fabrini.

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'We need to talk.'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Oscar Victory

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

Mime supplies.

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"You have the right to remain silent!"