Mime Performer Gifts

A mime uses invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.

"Extreme miming"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Interesting encounters in history.

The Greatest Mime in the World

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"I got replaced by another clown"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Senseless clowning around