Mime Magician Gifts

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'How fast can you hype?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Extreme miming"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Primitive magician

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."