Mime Humorist Gifts

"Look, just tell me what you want."

"Extreme miming"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Elevator Music

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Mime marriage.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Interesting encounters in history.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.