Mime Humorist Gifts

"Look, just tell me what you want."

"Extreme miming"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Elevator Music

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime marriage.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

The Land Before Mimes.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Interesting encounters in history.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."