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"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Extreme miming"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'