Mystic Mime T-Shirts

"TMI"? Whaddaya mean, "TMI"?

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ill next Thursday

Amateur Palmist

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Senseless clowning around

True Mime

Hog Futures

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.