Mystic Mime T-Shirts

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime Baby

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime marriage.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ill next Thursday

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Mime father in the delivery room.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Amateur Palmist

Interesting encounters in history.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

True Mime

Senseless clowning around

Hog Futures

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

The Greatest Mime in the World

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'