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No way am I sticking my paw in there!

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ill next Thursday

Amateur Palmist

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Hog Futures

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '