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Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'How are you?'

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Nutcracker mice

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Columbus and the palnet of the apes

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Mouse thieves.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'

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