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'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

So you're a mocking bird...

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

'Spell checker!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Butterfly Sales

Love Hurts

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

King Richard I

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."