Mascot Maniac T-Shirts

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

So you're a mocking bird...

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

Three Ladies

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"That's our new church mascot."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Pardon my glove."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mammoth hoover

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'