Monkey Maniacs T-Shirts

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Giant slug attacks a city

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Mammoth hoover

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Journalist interviewing a bird.

'He was an evil king.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth