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Columbus and the palnet of the apes

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Monster Baseball

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Shakespeare Project

The Queen

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Love Hurts

Butterfly Sales

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Lox Ness Monster

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."