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"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Big Business

"We're exclusively delts."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Monster Baseball

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Addiction to mobile.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Love Hurts

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Spaghetti Mummy

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"I was building up my pecs."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Grandpa's been working out!'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'