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An accident waiting to happen.

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Monster Baseball

General Store. If we manage to capture him, should he be captured with destruction of property or shoplifting?

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

"I told you, stay out of the clubs."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!'

'It says here we only eat 10% of our brains.'

'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Two Daleks fighting

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Capitalism

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Love Hurts

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.