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An accident waiting to happen.

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Monster Baseball

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

"I told you, stay out of the clubs."

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

'It says here we only eat 10% of our brains.'

'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Two Daleks fighting

The Queen

Capitalism

Love Hurts

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Spaghetti Mummy

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Lox Ness Monster