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"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zombies.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

King Kongs first christmas

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Monster Baseball

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."