Magnet Maniac T-Shirts

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Volcaniax

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Rock & Roll

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."