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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Three Ladies

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Choose, Fenster

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

New Marvel Heroes

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll