Manga Maniac T-Shirts

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Spell checker!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Volcaniax

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Rock & Roll

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."