Memoir Maniac T-Shirts

Sarah Palin 'Going Rogue'.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Three Ladies

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'