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The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

You've inspired me to write my own memoirs. Scurrilous accusation. I deny culpability. I refuse to be blamed for a book that will glamorize the useless lifestyle of an internet-addicted slacker

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Addicted to reading

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

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Heaven

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

The book that will not be denied!

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Eva Schloss