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I've just learned that Rudy Park's best-selling memoir, iMac Therefore I Am is a pack of lies. How could you dupe us all? I want to come clean. I want to apologize to my readers. It is not true that I cured cancer, married Paris Hilton and invented the computer! You're so off Mort's recommended book list. It is true you are all a bunch of gullible ninnies.

Baby Photos - Adult photos with their babies.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

"Well, yes. Diaries are often published. But they're usually written by interesting people."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'He was a great writer'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

William Wordsworth