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Fifty Shades of Gray

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Books: 'You Must be 21 - Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs'

'My 600 pages of grand jury testimony - turn it into a self-serving political memoir.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

A spy

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Eva Schloss

Romy Schneider

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"