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'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

Sarah: 'My dream is to be elected, then quit the presidency, so my staff and ghost can rewrite my memoirs...'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Eva Schloss

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.