Reading Memoirs Pillows

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

Sarah: 'My dream is to be elected, then quit the presidency, so my staff and ghost can rewrite my memoirs...'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Eva Schloss

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Jared Kushner book Breaking History published.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."