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Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Books: 'You Must be 21 - Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs'

'My 600 pages of grand jury testimony - turn it into a self-serving political memoir.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

A spy

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Eva Schloss

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Romy Schneider

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'