Memoir Lovers Gifts

"He's writing his memoirs. I believe he's up to cyclic aliphatic hydrocarbons."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Divine Desk Bins

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Henrik Ibsen,

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Shakespeare Quote

Fifty Shades of Gray

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

The Month of August

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'