Memoir Lovers Mugs

"He's writing his memoirs. I believe he's up to cyclic aliphatic hydrocarbons."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Divine Desk Bins

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Henrik Ibsen,

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Shakespeare Quote

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

The Month of August

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'