Memoir Collector Gifts

"When I said if you return to the office you can bring something from home....I meant a photo, or PLANT!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'A is for Arse.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Fifty Shades of Gray

A boy with a camera

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...