Collector Of Memories Gifts

Phone book.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

A boy with a camera

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Green Balloon

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Bear Office Worker

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'Cheese.'

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Useless-memory lane

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

Nostalgiaville

The Diary

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

Peter Green, 1946-2020

"We saved all your old diapers."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"