Collector Of Experiences Gifts

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Heading off with a packed bag

Tunnel of Whale Guts

A boy with a camera

"Well, now we've seen it."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

We learn by doing

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Odd Spas

Who's Dead

"Travel changed me."

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Diversity...

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Ow! Rotten stinking sky!!"

"We met online."