Unusual Experience Collector Gifts

Odd Spas

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Well, now we've seen it."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

The Old Curiosity Shop

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Travel changed me."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Road sign with a dinosaur.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'