Weird Experience Collector Gifts

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

Monster Baseball

"Well, now we've seen it."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Odd Spas

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Travel changed me."

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

'Village store and Food museum'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Listenin' in

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning