Weird Experience Collector Pillows

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

Monster Baseball

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Well, now we've seen it."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Odd Spas

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Travel changed me."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Village store and Food museum'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

Listenin' in

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'I should get this remote control looked at.'