Awkward Encounter Collector Pillows

'She says she got into it back at a carnival in Johnstown, Pennsylvania!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Things are looking up!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

It's great for pulling the birds!