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"Just don't be yourself."

People in elevator avoiding each other by facing walls.

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'I can accept that you're a germaphobe, but I can't get past the sneeze guard.'

"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

"Here's my card - please don't ever call me."

'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

"I'm so glad you could meet me at a time and place not of your choosing."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'Darling, I want you to meet my...er...boss.'

'You're not a bit like your description on the web either.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"Let me guess. My blind date couldn't make it, so he sent his Dad instead?"

Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.

"Look, it's Sylvia, the prettiest girl in school."

'This isn't Lindsey, but I AM free for dinner saturday night.'

The man who put the 'turd' in Saturday night.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I knew it wouldn't work out when the limo driver turned out to be his mother!"

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

"OMG, here comes my old lover."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great. Here comes that #@!!* Betty."

"Awkward!"

The originator of the office birthday party.

"So, what do you do for a living?"

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Ringing a doorbell.

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'