Awkward Encounter Aficionados Pillows

"Am I boring you?"

Funeral - So how are things otherwise?

"Love is in the air."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'En-counter'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '