Awkward Encounter Appreciators Pillows

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'En-counter'

"Just don't be yourself."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Evil Pusskins#3

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."