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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Here's what I found for 'Hey, Baby!'."

As an awkward teenager, pick-up lines didn't work too well for the Ugly Duckling.

How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

'Mom, Dad, this is Sharon. And this is Sharons cyst, Phyllis.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

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Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'En-counter'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

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"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."