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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Here's what I found for 'Hey, Baby!'."

As an awkward teenager, pick-up lines didn't work too well for the Ugly Duckling.

How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

'Mom, Dad, this is Sharon. And this is Sharons cyst, Phyllis.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

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'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

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"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'En-counter'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

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'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."