Awkward Encounters Fan Pillows

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"Of all the conferences in all the world you have to walk into mine"

The beer-proof beret!

"....But relax, not THE Charles Manson!"

Don't mind him, I'm incredibly famous and he is my fan

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"It's not what you think."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Shy Man at Party

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Just don't be yourself."

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'