Unexpected Encounters Fan Pillows

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'I found the termites!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Cat and mouse

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Woah - random!"

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."