Unexpected Events Fan Pillows

When swine flew.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Cat and mouse

Fire door.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Prosthetic snake.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Football Boomerang.

PINATA SURPRISE!

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

I hate it when they start without us.

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Book ratings.

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Acme quick sand

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'