Unexpected Events Fan Prints

When swine flew.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

Cat and mouse

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Fire door.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Prosthetic snake.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Football Boomerang.

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

I hate it when they start without us.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Book ratings.

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

Hippo on helipad.