Unexpected Events Aficionado Prints

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"It's our best trending merch."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Invade This

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"Just a signature and my alimony check."

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

"Any more autonomous republics created while I was out?"

Saddam Hussein counting the days in jail by counting missiles.

'Another war news overdose!'

'There is always the chance that you won't be invited.'

'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

Europe-migration

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

"It's worth it to buy the tuxedo even if you only go to two black tie events."