Unexpected Results Fan Prints

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Fire door.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Football Boomerang.

'The good news is it's not mice.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

Book ratings.

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Hippo on helipad.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Survivor Game

'Your starter, sir.'

Magician's trick

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

This sucks

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'How can you not like elevator music?'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'