Unexpected Event Admirer Pillows

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Woah - random!"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"