Unexpected Outcome Admirer Pillows

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Survivor Game

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Woah - random!"

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Football Boomerang.

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"What are you doing?!"

The unexpected end of the journey.

Fire Brain

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

Death in park

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

Under Noah's Ark

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"I'm heading to the dance floor. Do you want in on a piece of the action?"

Today will start off with an interesting twist.