Unexpected Scenario Admirer Pillows

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Previously on..."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"His parents never picked him up."

Bank Robbery

"Lasagna anyone?"

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

A ball's best case scenario.

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

Survivor Game

"They're about this big."

The Chicken's Revenge.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'