Unexpected_scenario_enthusiast Pillows

Bank Robbery

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Surprise is the key to success.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"