Unexpected_scenario_enthusiast Pillows

Bank Robbery

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

'It's for you.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"